2 posts tagged “forwarded email”

My cousin often finds humorous things on the Internet and distributes them to her friends (and me).  I always get a good chuckle out of them.  Since I especially liked what she sent out today, I thought I would share it with you.

Now, before you read any further let me say the following:

I have no idea where these images originated.  Because they were forwarded to me, I'm sure that many of you have seen these before.  Oh, and of course, I'm not making any money off using these images.  Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Second, there are a couple of questionable images.  Nothing too racy, but this entry should be rated PG-13, I suppose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. What’s your name spelled backwards?                                                

YRAMESOR - and I thought my name was unwieldy on a normal day!

2. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?                                                   

Um…no.  Why would anyone ask this question?

3. Last time you swam in a pool?                                                            

Uh…It’s been a while.  I was probably at a hotel, but I don’t know when, where, or why.

4. Type of music you dislike most?                                                          

It isn’t the music I dislike, it is the volume that it is played at.

5. Do you have cable?                                                                            

Yeah, it’s a major indulgence for me.  I don’t NEED it, but I sure do WANT it.

6. Ever made a prank phone call?                                                            

Not that I can remember.

7. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?                                        

Hell no!

8. Chips or popcorn?                                                                              

Chips

9. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?                                                

No, although I did watch a colleague of mine roll a “joint” of oak leaves and try to smoke those.  He’d forgotten his cigarettes, not that that’s an excuse, but it was pretty amusing.

10. Orange juice or apple?                                                                    

Apple

11. Have you ever won a trophy?                                                             

Yes.  I have a small collection of trophies I earned during my childhood bowling days.

12. Ever ordered from an infomercial?                                                      

No
                                           

13. Ever thrown up in public?                                                                  

How public is public?  I threw up in the bathroom at work once, but there was no one around to witness it.

14. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?                     

I’m going to have to go with “true love”…although having both would be great, too.

15. Where would you like to go right now?                                               

Back to bed.

16. Ever spin around in circles until you got so dizzy you fell?                  

But of course.  Is childhood ever complete without that?

17. What's the most comfortable thing you own?                                    

My pillow from childhood.  It’s more of a security blanket than a pillow now.

18. Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?                                        

No, but I know people who have.

19. What was the last thing you were thinking about?                             

Work

20. Is the moon out right now?                                                              

Dunno, it’s cloudy and daylight. 

21. What's one of your weird quirks that nobody really understands?        

My husband and I asked for, and received, new dishes as wedding presents.  These dishes have a black stripe down one side.  They are very chic.  Sadly, neither the husband nor the roommate understand why I have to have the dishes stacked in such a way that the stripes are all on the same side!  I get twitchy when the plates and bowls are stacked incorrectly.

22. Ever thought about why grass is green?                                            

No, at least not that I can remember.  And grass isn’t always green.  It just depends on how much rain has fallen lately.

23. Can you build a detailed sand castle?                                               

No, or rather, I suppose I could try, but my patience isn’t very long lasting.  I’d run out of patience before I ran out of details to add.

24. What's one of your favorite possessions?                                          

Uh, my cats?  Actually, they own me.

25. Do you like to sleep?                                                                       

Silly question…must I answer?

26. Is your bed comfortable?                                                                  

Meh, it’s alright.  Picture, if you will, how any bed can be made less comfortable by the presence of two cats who force me to use only the top quarter of the bed.  I am super stiff in the morning from sleeping in a fetal position.

27. What's the most awkward thing that happened to you in public?          

Usually any time I open my mouth and try to sound intelligent.

28. Who's the last person that freaked you out?                                       

A current house guest.  He thought it would be funny to hide in a closet and to jump out and surprise me.  

29. How come macaroni and cheese is so good?                                    

Because it isn’t at all healthy for you.

30. Is pink the new black?                                                                     

Who thinks about things like this?  

31. What thought made you cry last?                                                     

“I’m a horrible person, I’m selfish and shallow, why oh why do my friends not notice how horrible I am?”